Screw Domestication
Domestication is not so fun when you wake up to what should be a clean load of laundry, just waiting to be dried. But instead, you open the washer to this....

The bastardo will not drain. I re-set it, I threw the breaker. I got nothing.
Dear Mr. 6PackAbs, please come home. I'm lonely & you need to fix this. I'm no repair girl. And give me back my banana cake...er, um... "bread".